It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.

A powerful flight of the imagination . . . an entirely enjoyable reading experience, wrought by a pair of writers noted for excellence.

Life is full of doors that don't open when you knock, equally spaced amid those that open when you don't want them to.

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.

I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly.

Strygalldwir is my name. Conjure with it and I will eat your heart and liver." "Conjure with it? I can't even pronounce it, and my cirrhosis would give you indigestion.

The most difficult thing about Time, I have learned, is doing it.