I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good.
When I was in the batter's box, I felt sorry for the pitcher.
I've cheated, or someone on my team has cheated, in almost every single game I've been in.
Now the advantage is all with the hitters.
The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit.
Players who stand flat footed and swing with their arms are golfers, not hitters.