Officially I'm not playing any more. I've stopped. My time is up. Everything has been a lot of fun.

There's nothing I like more than football ...except for sex.

I am not happy to play for Barcelona, but Barcelona should be happy that I play there.

I have scored against every team, every country, every defender in the world.

I pay my own bills. I feel my own pain.

I'm inspired by challenges. My life was always like this.

Will I become a coach in the future? No way. I'd never be able to put up with someone like me.