One of the reserves came up to me and said 'I'm finding it a bit hard, it's the first time I've ever been dropped'. So I told him to do what Nick Faldo does and work at his game. Next thing I know he's doing exactly what Faldo does, he's taken up golf.

He'll take some pleasure from that, Brian Carey. He and Steve Bull have been having it off all afternoon.

Our fans have been branded with the same brush.

Beckenbauer has really gambled all his eggs.

You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.

There's a little triangle - five left-footed players.

The ball goes down the keeper's throat where it hits him on the knees to say the least.