A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Long before I had ever seen a ritualistic service I became a Ritualist.
Only man had dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
Comparative religion is an admirable recipe for making people comparatively religious.
He who travels in the Barque of Peter had better not look too closely into the engine room.
The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy.