Many a man has failed because he had his wishbone where his backbone should have been.

Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot. The damn thing is, I've never felt better in my life.

Law and freedom must be indivisible partners. For without law, there can be no freedom, only choas and disorder; and without freedom, law is but a cynical veneer for injustice and oppression.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Balancing your budget is like protecting your virtue. You have to learn when to say no.

I'm not smart enough to lie

Please tell me you're Republicans.