Money can't buy happiness, but it will certainly get you a better class of memories.
My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress.
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
The criminal element now calculates that crime really does pay.
I didn't leave the Democratic party; the Democratic party left me.
They don't worship at the altar of forced busing and mandatory quotas. They don't believe you can remedy past discrimination by mandating new discrimination. (Defending his nominees for Civil Rights Commission)