The District of Columbia is one gigantic ear.

If our planes were shot down, yes, they's wake me right away. If the other fellows' were shot down, why wake me up?

In closing, let me thank you, the American people, for giving me the great honor of allowing me to serve as your president. When the Lord calls me home, whenever that day may be, I will leave with the greatest love for this country of ours and eternal optimism for its future. I now begin the journey that will lead me into the sunset of my life. I know that for America there will always be a bright dawn ahead.

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.

America is, and always will be, a shining city on a hill.

We don't need more politicians insisting we have deficits because you're not taxed enough. Those deficits ballooned from an economy that didn't grow enough and from 50 years of government spending too much.

I hope you're all Republicans.