Let us not forget who we are. Drug abuse is a repudiation of everything America is.

How does it feel to be the 's third choice? Humiliating? You could have thrown a dart. That's how close they were. We had so many excellent candidates.

If there's one thing the American people aren't lacking, it is courage.

Blondes have the hottest kisses. Red-heads are fair-to-middling torrid, and brunettes are the frigidest of all. It's something to do with hormones, no doubt.

We owe this freedom of choice and action to those men and women in uniform who have served this nation and its interests in time of need. In particular, we are forever indebted to those who have given their lives that we might be free.

The Federal Reserve is answerable to no one.

Double - no, triple - our troubles and we'd still be better off than any other people on earth.