My mother was Irish and she was superstitious, if you'll forgive the tautology.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death.
Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Taste. You cannot buy such a rare and wonderful thing. You can't send away for it in a catalogue. And I'm afraid it's becoming obsolete.
I'll match my flops with anybody's but I wouldn't have missed 'em.