You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting.
Rose MacaulayNever approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal... unless she's really attractive.
Rose MacaulayWords, living and ghostly, the quick and the dead, crowd and jostle the otherwise too empty corridors of my mind ... To move among this bright, strange, often fabulous herd of beings, to summon them at my will, to fasten them on to paper like flies, that they may decorate it, this is the pleasure of writing.
Rose MacaulayAnother sad comestive truth is that the best foods are the products of infinite and wearying trouble. The trouble need not be taken by the consumer, but someone, ever since the Fall, has had to take it.
Rose Macaulay