"Marriage" is an internationally recognized word that says we are committed as a couple and are responsible for each other and any children that we have.

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

I went to seven colleges. I was a professional transfer student. I had to drop out 'cause I couldn't see out the back window.

The teachers in America need to be applauded every day because they save the lives of kids!

We really did. We got married.

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

Mass adulation from the multitudes does not penetrate your soul or your core.