I know I'm a really good mother. I know it. I'm a really good mother.

I think the actions of the president are, in my opinion, the most vile and hateful words ever spoken by a sitting president. I am stunned and I'm horrified.

I know, people were like, "It's all right that she's gay, but she doesn't have to look so gay." Trust me - I'm never cutting my hair again!

I know I'm a really good mother. I know it. I'm a really good mother.

I'm going to try really hard not to be bossy, but I've only done stand-up comedy and then my own show where you're the total boss of everything!

It takes a lot to become a foster parent.

I think there's no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.