I believe that God has a plan, and it's your job to show up with an open heart.

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

I'm going to try really hard not to be bossy, but I've only done stand-up comedy and then my own show where you're the total boss of everything!

I don't think it negates your skills as a parent if you're homosexual.

I don't think America knows what a gay parent looks like. I am the gay parent. America has watched me parent my children on TV for six years. They know what kind of parent I am.

Part of the reason why I've never said that I was gay until now was because I didn't want that adjective assigned to my name for all of eternity. You know, gay Rosie O'Donnell.

I think there's no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.