Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
Without art there is no hope.
I know I'm a really good mother. I know it. I'm a really good mother.
Mass adulation from the multitudes does not penetrate your soul or your core.
Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?