It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind.
The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli.
I like weeding, but I tend to think of it as a solitary activity.
I think writer's block is simply the dread that you are going to write something horrible. But as a writer, I believe that if you sit down at the keys long enough, sooner or later something will come out.
I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died.
According to scholars of linguistics, the relation between a word and its meaning is arbitrary.