Any given generation gives the next generation advice that the given generation should have been given by the previous generation but now it's too late.

It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind.

The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli.

I like weeding, but I tend to think of it as a solitary activity.

I think writer's block is simply the dread that you are going to write something horrible. But as a writer, I believe that if you sit down at the keys long enough, sooner or later something will come out.

I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died.

According to scholars of linguistics, the relation between a word and its meaning is arbitrary.