Any given generation gives the next generation advice that the given generation should have been given by the previous generation but now it's too late.

Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor.

It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind.

People don't necessarily want or need to be done unto as you would have them do unto you. They want to be done unto as they want to be done unto.

The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli.

People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is a rich vein running through the best of Southern literature.

A picture's worth a thousand words? A library card's worth millions.