Any given generation gives the next generation advice that the given generation should have been given by the previous generation but now it's too late.

Going to Vanderbilt did a lot of things for me, and one of the things it cured me of was the need to follow college football.

Somebody informed me recently that the key to every art, from writing to gardening to sculpture, is creativity. I beg to differ.

The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs'.

Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor.

Anyone who undertakes the literary grind had better like playing around with words.

Usage ain't always a matter of ought.