A picture's worth a thousand words? A library card's worth millions.
I like weeding, but I tend to think of it as a solitary activity.
That's American English for you: more roots than a mangrove swamp.
The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants.
Certainly people have said a lot of deeply unfortunate and stupid things in Southern accents, but that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the accent itself.
I think a writer is not an ideal husband... Writers tend to get off into their own heads and not notice the people that they're living with, or they get irritable with the people that they're living with when the people insist on being noticed.