When I was a little kid, of course, I was brown all summer. That's because I was free as a bird- nothing to do but catch bugs all day.

If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.'

Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor.

I do some eccentric dancing.

I've never thought it was necessary to make fun of people - you can find fun in people without necessarily mocking them.

Lots of people have expressed consternation that I haven't gotten rid of Southern accent, but I just never saw any reason to lose the flavor that I grew up with. I enjoy saying some things with a Southern accent.

To me, letters have always been a robust medium of sublimation. I don't remember what I was like before I learned my ABC's, but for as long as I can remember I have made them with my fingers and felt them in my bones.