Usage ain't always a matter of ought.

New York walking isn't exercise: it's a continually showing make-your-own movie.

To me, letters have always been a robust medium of sublimation. I don't remember what I was like before I learned my ABC's, but for as long as I can remember I have made them with my fingers and felt them in my bones.

If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.'

It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind.

I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died.

Vincent van Gogh's mother painted all of his best things. The famous mailed decapitated ear was a figment of the public relations firm engaged by Van Gogh's dealer.