People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is a rich vein running through the best of Southern literature.

People don't necessarily want or need to be done unto as you would have them do unto you. They want to be done unto as they want to be done unto.

Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor.

I like weeding, but I tend to think of it as a solitary activity.

I do not Twitter. I don't want to Twitter, and I don't see any point in Twittering. The last thing I want to do is tell people what I'm doing at the moment because I'm probably not doing what I'm supposed to be doing.

It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind.

An author is a person who can never take innocent pleasure in visiting a bookstore again.