Before you go to sleep, do not forget to say thanks for everything good that has happened to you in the last 24 hours.

I saw Elvis live in '54. It was at the Big D Jamboree in Dallas and the first thing, he came out and spit on the stage...it affected me exactly the same way as when I first saw that David Lynch film. There was just no reference point in the culture to compare it to.

Whether I'm in London, Sydney or Hong Kong, it makes no difference. There is always someone who knows me. I must be one of the most unloneliest people in the world!

Before you go to sleep, do not forget to say thanks for everything good that has happened to you in the last 24 hours.

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

You wiggle to the left, you wiggle to the right, you do the Ooby Dooby with all your might.

Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars.