People are always asking me why they don't make Westerns like they used to.
The station put us on staff at $35 a week... and I mean every week.
When you're young and fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter.
Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.
If there were no valleys of sadness and death, we could never really appreciate the sunshine of happiness on the mountain top.
I did pretty good for a guy who never finished high school and used to yodel at square dances.