You would open a drawer, which my father had jammed full of newspapers, and the bottom would drop out. There were buttons and screws and nails and bottle caps and jar lids โ the drawer of jar lids! Why? Because they're made of metal and maybe there'll be another war and we'll need the metal. A friend of mine โ I quote him in the book โ says, 'You have found the source of the river eBay.'
Roz ChastI cannot stand superheroes. I do not understand any of its appeal. It has just bored me to death since I was a little kid.
Roz ChastI think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny.
Roz Chast