Grime is not like messiness or some fingerprints on a cabinet; it takes a long time to accumulate.

I had the impression in art school that cartooning was thought of as a lesser art than painting because cartoons are reproduced, so the "work" is not the single thing like a painting, but instead is the reproduced image.

Theres something about most phobias where theres a tiny, tiny corner where you think this really actually could happen.

You could pray all you want that you have a massive stroke while you're working and die, but possibly that won't happen, and you'll be in this bed, and somebody's going to have to clean you up.

I putter. I nurse old grudges. I fold origami while nursing old grudges. I think about the past. I wonder if there’s any grudges I should start.

I cannot stand superheroes. I do not understand any of its appeal. It has just bored me to death since I was a little kid.

My life is so boring that your brains are going to melt and come out of your eyes.