Grime is not like messiness or some fingerprints on a cabinet; it takes a long time to accumulate.

It's almost selfishness, taking care of your mental health. You can't just not do it.

I cannot stand superheroes. I do not understand any of its appeal. It has just bored me to death since I was a little kid.

Childhood - that was not my favorite time in my life.

You could pray all you want that you have a massive stroke while you're working and die, but possibly that won't happen, and you'll be in this bed, and somebody's going to have to clean you up.

I noticed that I used to go to second hand shops and flea markets and find funny, cute things, but now I go into those stores, and I think, This is dead people's stuff. This is all, like, somebody cleaned out their parents' house, and I don't want any of it. If I didn't want it from my parents, I don't want it from your parents.

Even under the best of circumstances - in twenty-first century America at least - caring for elderly parents ain't no place for sissies.