I didn't write because in the corps I took mining engineering of all things and, you know, they, they graduate a mining engineer as a sort of an illiterate.

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.

Naturally, I'm conservative; I'm a Republican. I always was.

No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.

It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.

I wonder how anybody can think his personality changes with his success. I've had quite a bit of success but I feel that I'm just the same person as I always was.

I didn't have any real art training, but when I was about twelve nad thirteen, another boy and I went to a sign painter's house every Friday night and took lessons.