No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.

When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights.

And, uh, I did that, and there was nothing more ridiculous to me than finding the weight of the earth because I didn't care how much the earth weighed.

It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.

And during my college, at the end of the junior year I worked in a mine.

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.

I wonder how anybody can think his personality changes with his success. I've had quite a bit of success but I feel that I'm just the same person as I always was.