Don't pull down the blinds. I feel fine. I want the sunlight to greet me!
A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.
Don't worry chief, it will be alright.
Women are not in love with me but with the picture of me on the screen. I am merely the canvas upon which the women paint their dreams.
Well, doctor, and do I now act like a 'pink powder puff' ?
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize in them is infinitely worse.