Thank God we're safe. What I anticipated on Sept. 11 was that we would be attacked many times between then and now, and we haven't been.

I can't be the Mayor of L.A. I hate the Dodgers. I'm a Yankee fan. Yankee fans can't ever root for the Dodgers.

Why you won an election and why you didn't is a subject of, you know, books that get written 20 years later.

Hillary Clinton skated because she's running for president. She clearly violated the law.

God bless every soul that we lost. God bless the families who have to endure that loss, and God guide us to our reunion in heaven, and God bless the United States of America.

I mean, [Donald Trump] won by a sizable margin.

The reality is Donald Trump's a genius.