'E's all'ot sand an' ginger when alive, An''e's generally shammin' when'e's dead.

Satan himself can't save a woman who wears thirty-shilling corsets under a thirty-guinea costume.

One cannot resist the lure of Africa.

If the aunt of the vicar has never touched liquor, watch out when she finds the Champagne.

Not getting what you want either means you don't want it enough, or you have been dealing too long with the price you have to pay.

Something I owe to the soil that grew-More to the life that fed-But most to Allah who gave me two Separate sides of my head. I would go without shirt or shoes, Friends, tobacco, or bread Sooner than for an instant lose Either side of my head.

Never praise a sister to a sister, in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears, and so preparing the way for you later on. Sisters are women first, and sisters afterwards; and you will find that you do yourself harm.