Payday came and with it beer

The Guns, Thank God, The Guns.

You must learn to forgive a man when he's in love. He's always a nuisance.

Brother, thy tail hangs down behind.

There are few things sweeter in this world than the guileless, hotheaded, intemperate, open admiration of a junior. Even a woman in her blindest devotion does not fall into the gait of the man she adores, tilt her bonnet to the angle at which he wears his hat, or interlard her speech with his pet oaths.

All the money in the world is no use to a man or his country if he spends it as fast as he makes it. All he has left is his bills and the reputation for being a fool.

I've taken my fun where I've found it.