Payday came and with it beer

I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son.

OH, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet, Till Earth and Sky stand presently at God’s great Judgment Seat; But there is neither East nor West, Border, nor Breed, nor Birth, When two strong men stand face to face, tho’ they come from the ends of the earth!

Go softly by that river side Or when you would depart, You'll find its every winding tied; And knotted round your heart.

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble.

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.