Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie.

If I were hanged on the highest hill, Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine! I know whose love would follow me still, Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine! If I were drowned in the deepest sea, Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine! I know whose tears would come down to me, Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine! If I were damned of body and soul, I know whose prayers would make me whole, Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine!

I wasted my substance, I know I did, on riotous living, so I did, but there's nothing on record to show I did more than my betters have done.

Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs.

If you give someone more than they can do, they will do it. If you give them only what they can do, they will do nothing.

For the sin they do by two and two they must pay for one by one.

It's clever, but is it Art?