God gives all men all earth to love, but since man's heart is small, ordains for each one spot shall prove belov?d over all.

Never praise a sister to a sister, in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears.

But he couldn't lie if you paid him and he'd starve before he stole.

Brother, thy tail hangs down behind.

Now this is the Law of the Jungle -- as old and as true as the sky; And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die. As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk the Law runneth forward and back -- For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.

We had a kettle; we let it leak: Our not repairing made it worse. We haven't had any tea for a week... The bottom is out of the Universe.

Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.