I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

This is Burma, and it will be quite unlike any land you know about.

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt.

Single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints.

If you give someone more than they can do, they will do it. If you give them only what they can do, they will do nothing.

On the road to Mandalay, Where the flyin'-fishes play, An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer; China 'crost the Bay!

The 'eathen in 'is blindness must end where 'e began. But the backbone of the Army is the non-commissioned man!