If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten.

Satan himself can't save a woman who wears thirty-shilling corsets under a thirty-guinea costume.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace. They swore, if we gave Them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease. But when we disarmed They sold us, and delivered us, bound, to our foe, And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."

I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago... I urgently desire never to see it again. It is inhabited by savages.

Take up the White Man's burden -- send forth the best ye breed -- go, bind your sons to exile to serve your captives need.

A brave heart and a courteous tongue. They shall carry thee far through the jungle, Manling.

All things considered, there are only two kinds of men in the world: those that stay at home and those that do not.