When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace. They swore, if we gave Them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease. But when we disarmed They sold us, and delivered us, bound, to our foe, And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."

The Navy is very old and very wise.

You must learn to forgive a man when he's in love. He's always a nuisance.

One half of my head, from the top of my skull to the cleft of my jaw, hammers, bangs, sizzles while the other half, serene and content, looks on at the agony next door.

Payday came and with it beer

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

And some can pot begonias and some can bud a rose, And some are hardly fit to trust with anything that grows.