Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears.

I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago... I urgently desire never to see it again. It is inhabited by savages.

I keep six honest serving men (they taught me all i knew); Theirs names are What and Why and When And How And Where and Who.

When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.

Yes, making mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep... For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that an' Chuck him out, the brute! But it's Saviour of his country, when the guns begins to shoot!

Payday came and with it beer

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.