If the aunt of the vicar has never touched liquor, watch out when she finds the Champagne.

Any fool can waste, any fool can muddle, but it takes something of a man to save, and the more he saves the more of a man does it make of him.

All sensible men are of the same religion, but no sensible man ever tells.

Payday came and with it beer

Something I owe to the soil that grew-More to the life that fed-But most to Allah who gave me two Separate sides of my head. I would go without shirt or shoes, Friends, tobacco, or bread Sooner than for an instant lose Either side of my head.

On the road to Mandalay, Where the flyin'-fishes play, An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer; China 'crost the Bay!

If you do not get what you want, it is a sure sign that you did not seriously want it.