Don't die with a bottle of champagne in your fridge.

I do as much comedy as I possibly can but I'm basically limited by the imagination of the secretaries who make the decisions.

Like someone once said, "If you're going to play the part, you better wear the eye patch." You need to perform the function, you know.

Id like an omelet named after me.

My favourite things are just wandering from place to place, going to cafés, taking photographs. My favourite day is a happy accident.

Ive gone through long periods without being with someone and got a bit lonely, but not for a while.

I've certainly said I don't want to do any more bad guys, then I sit and don't do anything for a while and then think, "Okay, one more."