Madonna created a monster that sucks up souls.

I'm not a terrible smoker, actually. My major addiction, which is horrible, is straight boys.

I think my imagination and my passions are still firing away, but it's really the body that starts to make up the rules. It's not a major problem; it's just when you get a little older you realize how much your body thanks you when you are good to it.

A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.

I love being not cool.

It's about how whenever I fall in love, I have these expectations of the experience being a perfect dream, which, of course, ruins it. I imagine cradling my lover's head in my lap in a cab in the middle of the night, and drinking champagne in an elegant hotel suite. But life's rarely like that, and I usually end up walking home by myself in the rain.

Mowing your lawn is against nature.