We are all illusionists and that's why we are attracted to drag queens. This whole world is an illusion. It's not real.
It's important to make a great first impression, so make sure to hold on to your damn weave.
If you read Animal Farm, you know that humans traditionally forget the reason we have revolutions in the first place.
Own who you are and celebrate it.
We are born nude and everything after that is drag.
No one wants a cherry pie that bites back.