If you're gay or religious you're always hearing this word tolerance. It's a pathetic word. It's actually just a politically correct word for the term intolerance.

I went to boarding school at seven and cried and cried.

I smell of sweat. I don't like people smelling of all these weird things. I think deodorant is disgusting.

I've never been any good with authority.

I think marriage is ghastly.

To be a soldier one needs that special gene, that extra something, that enables a person to jump into one on one combat, something, after all, that is unimaginable to most of us, as we are simply not brave enough.

You cannot be politically correct in a war.