Listen, in England people are already writing their memoirs at the age of 23.

Hmm... Death by mini bar, how glamorous.

I think belief is like having the first Microsoft Windows - it's so rudimentary, in the human brainwork, it's so obviously a sham.

I'm a gay man who came from the last years of illegality. That focused my whole character. I think it focused everyone's character in a way. You saw yourself as outside of the main structure.

I don't want to be carried out of a club wearing a tie-dye T-shirt and a cap on the wrong way around when I am 70, but I would like to settle down a bit. Maybe with a partner.

What's happened to humour? We're becoming American. Everyone gets so angry over everything.

The thing about lying is, it is quite exhausting - you have to remember a lot.