It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.

If I did have the impulse to be a parent, I would adopt - or foster.

I smell of sweat. I don't like people smelling of all these weird things. I think deodorant is disgusting.

Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!

From my point of view, being out is not about anything political. It's just because I can't be bothered to be in.

My grandfather was born in India and three generations of my family served there.

My idea of a holiday was following my family up the hill with my pekinese, who would skip over the heather in front of me.