Madness is a prerequisite of being in showbusiness.
My grandfather was born in India and three generations of my family served there.
We now live in a world where the only thing to have is success, but failure is marvelous. It's fertiliser, it's like living fertiliser, because you're forced on yourself.
Starbucks is spreading like a cancer.
I think marriage is ghastly.
I can't think of anything worse than being brought up by two gay dads.