These awful middle-class queens - which is what the gay movement has become - are so tiresome. It's all Abercrombie & Fitch and strollers.

As a kid I would be put to bed when my parents had guests and because I was such a show-off I would go to my mum's room, put on her nightdress and Jackie Onassis shawl, run downstairs, go outside, ring the doorbell and pretend to be one of the guests. I'd say, 'Hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-So.

I'm not really a political animal but I am rather fascinated by the meltdown of England and America. In the end, it seems as if America might come out of it, but I'm not sure if England is ever going to recover.

I am at that age when you panic at the slightest thing.

What's happened to humour? We're becoming American. Everyone gets so angry over everything.

There are lots of women and lots of men in the business that the powers that be decide are the right people and they'll stand with them for quite a long time.

My idea of a holiday was following my family up the hill with my pekinese, who would skip over the heather in front of me.