I'm miserable: that's why I have such a bad back, because I'm endlessly stressing out about my career.
I don't think I've ever tried to change anyone. I don't have the energy.
Hmm... Death by mini bar, how glamorous.
I can't think of anything worse than being brought up by two gay dads.
Starbucks is spreading like a cancer.
I find there aren't that many options as an actor.