I'd best head to the library. Research beckons.

The earth is definitely doomed.

I'd best head to the library. Research beckons.

Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd be more in my element.

To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It's not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it.

From time to time, I am asked--by people with an alarming lack of tact--why a man like myself, who has demonstrated an affinity for working with children, has none of his own. Other people's children are quite enough, thank you.

I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.