When we get this health care done, America, we're going to be able to have regulations on how heavy you can be. And we're going to be able to set up various tax penalties, for example, if you weigh more than we think you should or we just may not let you get on that airplane because your carbon footprint, you're gonna waste so much jet fuel, we may not let you get on that bus, we may not let you drive your car, we may not build a bigger doorway for you to get through, may not give you a bigger toilet.'

War is worthless except for ending slavery, Nazism, fascism, and communism. Other than that, war is pointless.

We're all born pessimists. It takes effort to be optimistic.

Most of the new jobs that people are getting are part time because of Obamacare. Obamacare is falling out exactly as it was designed.

I must have 25 AT&T iPhones, maybe more than that. I've got plenty of Verizons. I just don't have them in the small size.

Barack Obama is a street corner community organizer who is using the office of the presidency here to virtually undermine it.

Barack Obama doesn't think this country should be number one. If it were number 35 it'd be fine with him.