I tell you, Bono may have a point. South Africa needs a Walmart.

It's easy to blame other people when things aren't going well.

Everybody is telling me Donald Trump is going to destroy the stock market if he's elected.

[Donald] Trump not taking [hillary] Clinton probe off the table.

I don't know how men can be held to that Ohio State agreement [on having sex], policy, anyway, because everybody knows in sex men don't think with their brains.

I don't hear anything from Trump about tax increases. I hear tax cuts from him. I hear tax reform from him.

I know perception is reality in politics and I know how it looks, but the reality is Democrats lost the election and what they thought it was gonna be, a landslide with the best candidate they could have ever nominated, Hillary Clinton, look at the rejection. The rejection is real. They're creating a Fantasy Island world in which none of this happened. And that's where they're choosing to live. That's not healthy, folks.