I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn't offend anybody.

He who wins the independents wins the White House. That's a liberal Democrat trick, by the way.

I remained dedicated to my desires, and it's what enabled me to come back after being fired seven or eight times, whatever it was.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

Charity is willingly given from the heart.

Why would we expect the French to fight to liberate the Iraqis when they wouldn't fight to liberate themselves?

We've always known that Democrats are anti-war, and we've always known that we can't really count on them when it comes to national defense. But we have finally seen with whom they will go to war: the American people who disagree with them.